lolpandah: voldemortsblog: lucid-flower: ay-drian: getting over someone you never even dated I don’t know why this picture is so accurate i dont know why this picture was ever taken Reblogging for commentary
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
tyleroakley: glitterweave: The girl from this gif is actually bat shit crazy TERRIFYING. she’s like taylor swift’s failure of a younger sister.
tyleroakley: For a moment, I was unsure if he was feeling it.
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
worldfamousprofessor: spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious” contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition? moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
The question why I would LET Willow cut her hair. First the LET must be...– Jada Pinkett Smith (via lillac-lolita)
takethewesttraintopanicstation: On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
You look like a slutty version of
weaselmittens: Blood type: $$$
And then one student said that happiness is what happens when you go to bed on...– Paul Schmidtberger, Design Flaws of the Human Condition (via larmoyante)
Emeli Sande to Perform at Capital Pride
thedcgayz: Read about it via Metro Weekly here
i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you sigh it into my mouth