Selfish dreams can reflect the blessing I am tap dancing on a cloud.
I get to see her. In 7 hours.
You are boring. I have been failed.
seeing that Coat of Arms under that headline.
Also, Vermont Gamma Chapter of Sigma Phi Epsilon,...
allaboutthejeffersons: Asking someone ‘who would they rape’ is not funny, ever, at all. If this was a Sigma or Pledge that is out of line, get him in line or kick him out. I am disgusted that men in our generation still talk about people (not just women, because rape happens to all genders) like they’re meat. I expect this from frats but not my Fraternity. Get it together, and issue an...
Upon this exit all breath but went, torn two eyes too late had spent
man in office, fixing light
Let me tell you why your impending task is useless: In an office this size, I can’t explain how or why they managed to squeeze another set of fluorescent lights in the ceiling. But they did. Either way, the most unnecessary set did not work and yet I was perfectly capable of 100% illuminated sight beneath it. Why do you do this. In your efforts to be helpful, a tubular bulb snapped in...
Typing "Beyonce" when you meant to type "Beyond".
i swear to god i’m so happy i’m not alone / i hate admitting that / sorry not sorry
Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ and Nyan Cat played on...
bastogned: Misspelled foods are at the top of comedy in my honest opinion. I MEAN HOW CAN YOU NOT LAUGH AT THIS SHIT OMG Nikki in class, everyone. Revel.