Best of Patrick Star!!!
we both can’t sleep— yeah, i’ve seen all your friends reexplain what you mean and i’ve heard the attacks that make me numb, that boys are dumb and forget it, he’s done— i’ve met your posts silent rage, scrolling through page after page of the misery that i had helped create a gift i’m sorry for that nothing i can do for i’ve broken me too. just...
I will be always your eyes and your ears, your mentor and guide and biggest fan. I will be your strongest shoulder, your biggest idiot, and your best friend in all aspects of your life. This this I pledge. In the same way you have pledged your loyalty and love to this, you have all of mine.
My ninja name is...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: \ Monique: Rinmotokikedoku Luiza: Tadokizika Lourena: Tamodoshikutoka sandra - arikatoteshika daria : tekashikika Submitted by trulylovely Iyad : Kifukate! I definitely won.
r-o-n: Just Press Play & Pop it ...
The Birthday Marathon Saga: A Summary
That awkward moment when we made Rebecca Black...
pshsx1-jgaston: theresjaminthebath: TUMBLR IS ALL POWERFUL Together… WE CAN DO ANYTHING. :D
pshsx1-jgaston asked: YAY BIRTHDAY!!! :D :D
happy birthday to me
1. I have a lot of cookies on TDR-shaped plates, apparently Abby took liberties with a few of em. 2. I REALLY have to get up at noon tomorrow. Please wake me up if it’s Wednesday at noon. 3. I am humbled by the amount of love I’m receiving. Completely, indubitably, and shamelessly humbled. 4. Mine eyes have been opened. 5. i can’t keep awake… good night, tumblr world,...
When my parents leave home and don't take me:
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: When I was a child. Nowadays. On Fridays: Submitted by buntfahrer
Choosing the Back Seat
mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is choosing the back seat. I only had a few seconds to make up my mind, and I couldn’t decide whether to kick it in the front or sit in the back. Unfortunately, I chose the back seat and now I will never know what it’s like in the front seat. Now I have to wait until next Friday. [Female, 13] obsessed.