just left this hall with no pants or shoes on. she is 90% nude from the waist down. And I do not know why.
That awkward moment when you're →
stuck in traffic & someone is dropping like it’s hot, at those peaceful yoga lessons & someone is dropping like it’s hot, even when fishing, someone is dropping like it’s hot. fucking love this commersh
You write to someone you can’t be with. It’s the tragedy of loving, you can’t...– Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer (via lapetiteecossaise) now reading. (via mandrewdean)
Overzealous Drunk Girl, Your “THANK YOU”s occuring at an astonishingly annoying frequency and with firey succession makes me want to light you on fire. I know you feel bad, trying to compensate for me telling you your friend to please stop talking, but for Christ’s sake, I did say please. Girl with Cheap Heels, I wish you would refrain from using my desk as a crutch, and instead...
things i learned today
1. i’m not above tumblrrants, apparently. 2. biddiyad is not happy about the elevators. hell to pay. consider your jaws stabbed. 3. it’s okay. 4. this is hard. 5. i have officially been doing something for the past 12 hours. Literally one thing overlaps into the next, and the next. = this is also hard. 6. discussion board questions are impossible at this hour. fish.
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daily-tumbles: You have to follow this blog, it’s amazing
become a person of substance: A thing →
jacksonnieuwland: A thing falls from the sky. A boy and girl look down at it. “What is it?” “Is it a thing?” “Everything is a thing.” “What if it’s nothing?” “Nothing is nothing.” “So nothing is a thing?” “Everything is a thing.” “But what is this thing?” “It is something.” “Where…
bloodshot eyes, these hands that ache sit alone in bed and lie chillingly awake
i'm in love with the greatest girl on earth.
i kind of selfishly hope this is vomit-inducing :P